Is your bike an expression of your individuality?
Baseball card in the spokes-because you rock with personality?
Is your bike an extension of your attitude and verve?
Do people step back, say “Check that out!” when you come around the curve?
Is your bike just a thing, like a mower in the garage?
Or is your bike so smooth people think it’s a mirage?
Look at all that water, no wait- I don’t think so-
It’s someone on a bicycle-damn look at them go.
Is your bike an expression of your individuality?
When you step over do you say, “Sweet ride you complete me”?
Streamers, chrome, slick tires or knobbies,
checking your reflection rolling by hotel lobbies.
Is your bike an expression of your individuality?
Is your bike an expression of your individuality?
Sweet ride, you complete me?
Damn, man, you and your new skinny tire bitch need to get a room already.
It’s a pop culture reference, obviously wasted on you.
UTAH, Make it two!
Well, aren’t you all sexy and poetic today. What are you guys smokin’ down there?
Gee, Sasquatch, give a guy a break. If Juancho wants to get in touch with his feminine, poetic side, you don’t have to run him through the towel-snapping football locker room gauntlet. Would you prefer, “Rough ride, you defeat me”?