Monthly Archives: January 2009

Inventory

6 hours is a long time in the saddle. Even if I am riding with a group, which has never happened to me at San Felaso, I am essentially alone. When you get past the shiny parts, the ribaldry, and the exercise riding bikes is about two things.

Life and Death.

I ride with hope of escaping death- making death chase me around and around the back yard until exhausted- it grabs me by the collar and drags me away. In doing so it is only natural to reflect on my life and mete out the accolades and the bronx cheers I feel I have earned along the way.

6 hours is barely enough time to cover the backlog of material from 2008 alone.

Motivation comes from so many different places. When I feel the pace listing to the edge of the trail I can tap into spectacular victories, like the election of Barack Obama, to send a surge into my legs.

When the real pain comes? There is nothing better than bitterness to fuel me. In those moments I will tap into places I would never share with a bunch of rubes on the internet reading about bikes. That feeling you get when you are hunched over after a solid ball-kicking? That kind of anguish turns the pedals best.

I might have to ride it twice.

Juancho

Journey to the Realm

There is not much to do except not make mistakes. You don’t want to run off to unknown trails and ride in the rain, over-tax your system and get the flu. It is too late for any miles to do you good. No, the only thing left to do is seal the vault and don’t come out until Saturday morning.

Much like the often laughed at Live Action Role Players we will all head to the kingdom of Felasco to act out our own passion play-wardrobe and all. Like lion cubs play-fighting we go to make our own adversity, in the absence of true struggle. If the Venezuelan Army was storming the coast of Franklin County we would not have the time to ride bikes. If we were early day pioneers, or even New Plains Re-Settlers, we would be too busy chopping wood and hooking up rabbit ears to the T.V. to spend the day pedaling in tights.

We have it made though, we are not those people and life is pretty good. I could always use a little more titanium, but other than that my life is rarely threatened by anything other than my own ill-brewed plans, so let’s go for a bike ride on Saturday how ’bout it?

S’quatch made a last minute panic upgrade and bought a new bike just for this weekend. I took this picture of it just after we built it up last night.

Multi-function stat pads? Dude- you must be made of money!

Juancho

Mate in Four

So we are down to the endgame. 4 days to go.

I am belching nails and snorting turpentine.

After this damn ride is over with I will need a new raison de etre. “I’m preparing for San Felasco” has been my convenient answer since April.

“Juancho, we need to you to finish up those 10-47 reports by Monday.”

“No can do boss I’m preparing for San Felasco.”

“Juancho, why don’t you love me?”

“I’m sorry baby, I’m preparing for San Felasco, I got no time for love.”

“Juancho, why don’t I love you? Oh right, you are preparing for San Felasco.”

“Can you do more for the Obama Campaign?” “San Felasco.”

“Earthquakes in China?” “San Felasco.”

“Spit on me if I’m on fire?” “San Felasco.”

After this thing is over, I am setting my sights on some new goals like;

-playing punk rock guitar
-opening an art gallery (naming contest coming soon)
-re-learning Algebra
-get involved with the local caving grotto
-metaphysical studies
-dialing in my 3-pointer
-loafing at Joe’s
-new creative direction for the BRC

This is a lot of work for a t-shirt.

-Juancho

Jones

Six more days and whatever happens we can scratch January 10 off the calendar. Getting ready for an all day gently rolling eco-tour is harder than it seems. I enjoy having an event looming that conveniently gourges itself on free thoughts, free energy, free time. Just feed it and it stays happy.

Too bad this isn’t a blog about mountain bikes. If it was I could really go into some detail. I feel I could sleep on that bike and manage to navigate Munson hills at this point. Once this ride is over I am going to have to go shopping for a life.

I’m looking for something in revolutionary brown with a nice flared collar and no inseam, like a pair of Wranglers- but hopefully with plenty of room to wear a cup.

Until then I am charging neighborhood kids a dollar a swing to break two-x-fours over my legs. It keeps us all out of trouble.

-Juancho